He's Kind of a Duck









  sad and angry / cant learn how to behave  



faithmp3:

this is what the L in LGBT stands for

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(via planchettesandpickets)


am i okay?? ive been listening to crtl all week and i just put on the covers record so no lmao


littlealienproducts:
“Botanical Mug by BotanyPress
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littlealienproducts:

Botanical Mug by BotanyPress

(Source: littlealienproducts)



toadprince:

Twitter 2019 predictions

-Travis McElroy announces that he is Hillary Clinton’s running mate in the 2020 election

-Twitter’s trend of copying tumblr but being a few years off climaxes with tweetcon and a ball pit full of piss

-The remaining hair of every verified male journalist mysteriously falls out

-Trump announces that he is going to annex Canada and twitter liberals don’t address that at all except for endlessly making posts about how he accidentally typed “Candana” instead of Canada

-DJ Khalid brags that he doesn’t know his wife’s name

(via liamdryden)


taquito:

any body free tonight, i wanna check out the bottom of the ocean but not alone

(via moonbrains)


amazingakita:

people who dont even care about language: how can you just CHANGE grammar??? add new wORds?? unacceptable!!! language must never change!!!!!11 kids these days cant even spell!!

people who study language: ANARCHY!! ANARCHY!!!! LANGUAGE IS FLUID AND WORDS AREN’T REAL!! change! the! grammar! rules!! burn a dictionary!!! NO ONE CARES!!!!!

(Source: pallassathena, via theyuniversity)


kateordie:
“ Yeah c'mon
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kateordie:

Yeah c'mon

(Source: owlyrebloggins, via liamdryden)